90th Birthday Goodies
Monday, March 2nd was Grandpa Clay Claussen's 90th birthday. Jason and I and the kids took supper and treats out to him Sunday night, since Mondays are so busy for us. He really enjoyed our visit, and the lasagna was great too! Mom and Dad Leibbrandt didn't get a chance to go out and see him, so when he comes to the plant today for lunch, like he does every Thursday, we've got some angel food cake and strawberries for him to celebrate.
Our families are getting together in his honor this weekend, too; it should be a lot of fun. 90!! WOW!!
We are enjoying the warmer weather, but the wind is not as much fun...
Not much else going on here, just getting ready to see the Omaha Symphony with friends tonight. It should be GREAT!
And speaking of aging -- I found a joke about some elderly people that made me laugh out loud!
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!'
Our families are getting together in his honor this weekend, too; it should be a lot of fun. 90!! WOW!!
We are enjoying the warmer weather, but the wind is not as much fun...
Not much else going on here, just getting ready to see the Omaha Symphony with friends tonight. It should be GREAT!
And speaking of aging -- I found a joke about some elderly people that made me laugh out loud!
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!'
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